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Column: Imagine Jesus as a candidate in 5th District GOP contest

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Hearing the comments from some 5th District candidates and others already in Congress makes me wonder what a 21st century Jesus might say if he were espousing the same policies.
“I would like to thank all of you for being here today,” Jesus would tell his followers. “After spending time feeding, sheltering and healing the less fortunate in Africa, seeking peace in the Mideast, trying to placate the Russians and addressing other world crises, it is good to be back in the greatest country on the planet.


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