Drivers revved their machines at the starting line.
When the green flag dropped, they were off, sewing wide open.
The Ragin’ Cajun, who was on the pole, jumped out to a quick lead, dogged closely by Cannonball, Burn Out Babs and the rest of the pack.
Pit crew chiefs with names like Flash and Oil Can scrambled to keep their drivers moving.
Race car fans, don’t think you’re losing it if these names aren’t familiar, because this race was not at Lancaster Speedway.