Remember When

  • Come on in; I'll shake your hand

    You’re right. I don’t always practice what I preach and miss the mark.

    Cutting church is a whole lot easier than cutting school classes.

    You skip one Sunday service and, lo and behold, the second and those following are a snap to pass over.

    I could cite the old-age excuse by saying my legs don’t navigate as well as they used to. I could probably come up with a few more, too.

    Some folks like me spend a great deal of time out of the Palmetto State and it is impossible to be in two places at once. 

  • New box grabs my immediate attention

    For my faithful readers, I usually attempt to recall my growing up adventures, which in many instances, are very similar to yours. 

    Life wasn’t necessarily better, although it was somewhat more relaxed. Things got done, but haste made waste.

    For me, it doesn’t take very much to stir up those memories once again.

    Sometimes, life turns full circle, kinda like a washing machine agitator.

  • I already had snipe hunting down pat

    – Editor’s note: W.B. Evans is taking a well-deserved birthday break this week. This column originally appeared in the Feb.11, 2007, edition of The Lancaster News. We are reprinting it at the request of our readers.


    We just celebrated National Boy Scout Week. 

    I’m pretty sure it always comes during the first week of February. 

    I know for sure that it did back in 1945. My birthday is Feb. 9 and that year, Scout Week had started a few days earlier. 

  • Mama is the snake expert in our family

    With its two-story wooden frame houses and large wrap-around porches, Chesterfield Avenue was pretty much like every other neighborhood around the Lancaster city limits.
    On muggy nights, neighbors walked about to enjoy the slightly cool summers breezes, which rarely blew.
    Aglow with the flicker of a about a half dozen citronella candles, our side porch became a gathering place. It’s hard to rock and carry on a decent conversation when swatting at “skeeters.”

  • Make sure you have the right wrench

    It’s never wise to start a project without having the right tools.

    I had accumulated enough cardboard, 2-by-4s, 10-penny nails and two metal rods for axles. 

    I removed the four wheels from my old Radio Flyer wagon and spread out my new “race car” parts on the dirt floor of the old plunder house. 

    In my estimation, it would only be a matter of getting this marvel up and running.

    Suddenly, Mr. Edison’s light bulb gleamed real bright above my head.

  • Me and Tiger go "King Rat" hunting

    Sometimes, it is best to avoid discussing certain subjects, however this isn’t one of those times.
    Let’s be honest here, folks never have (and never will) want to discuss rats. It’s not nice to talk about them in refined company.
    Seriously, people will give you a funny look when you mention wharf rats.
    Growing up, we called ’em “wolf rats” cause they were big, mean and usually ran in packs.
    Old homes have always been surrounded by plunder houses, garages, cow barns, buggy sheds and chicken coops.

  • Upcoming birthday a time of reflection

    Bless Pete, time sure does fly. In a few more weeks, I’ll reach another milestone in my life.

    I will be another year older, but I seriously doubt if I will be any wiser than I was at this time in 2010.

    It’s true that so far in my journey, I’ve seen a lot, enjoyed a bunch and most likely, missed a heap.

    I’ve been blessed to tell a few stories about this trip with you.

  • We have to keep pulling together

    According to this week’s national news, the unemployment rate dropped to 9.4 percent last month, which is the lowest rate is some time.
    Yes, it’s true that a few have managed to find jobs, but others have given up the search.
    For some reason, the government doesn’t count people as being out of work when they stop looking.
    For those of us in our 70s, this is the second go-round for this “times are tough” stuff.

  • Next year, things will get better

    Some folks were saying that 1944 was gonna bring changes. For me, those changes got an early start.
    Dec. 25 had come and gone, but Mama decided to take down  the Christmas decorations before the old year ended.
    Now, this was as big deal at our house. We usually kept the tree up until New Year’s Day had passed.
    To be honest, the living room Christmas cedar had seen better days and was shedding all over the hardwood floor.
    When I carried it through the front door that Friday afternoon, more dried needles fell all over the front porch.

  • Never make promises before daylight



    I was so awake, lying beneath all those double blankets and quilts on the bed in my unheated bedroom. 

    The house was dark and my flannel pajamas had kept me toasty warm during one of winter’s coldest nights