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Remember When

  • I still believe in postal carriers

    I’ve always wondered if Benjamin Franklin got the idea for the postal service after his kite got hit by that lightning bolt.

    Whatever the case, it was a good one.

    Plenty of us regularly e-mail our friends.

    But I wonder, too, how much e-mail has impacted the postal service. If we weren’t communicating via e-mail, we might be sending more post cards.

    I’m old enough to remember penny post cards, 3-cent stamps and those special six-centers for air mail delivery.

    Along Chesterfield Avenue, the mailman came by twice each day.

  • I'm not wild about boats

    I never thought the day would come when a boat (not made from a refrigerator box) would be parked in my backyard.

    Don’t worry; it’s not mine; I don’t have any use for a fishing boat.

    I’ve always been a creek-bank fisherman.

    I don’t swim and certainly don’t walk on water.

    When I just about drowned at the old Lancaster Pool on Gay Street many years ago, that cured any fascination I had with water.

  • Don't pass on good times around dinner table

    These days, you just don’t know what to believe. I’ve seen plenty on television and picture show screens to make me skeptical.

    But there is one thing I do believe in; talking tables.

    Now that I have your attention, let me explain.

    This isn’t your typical flat piece of furniture suspended on four legs. And it isn’t an end table, card table, nor coffee table and the like.

    It’s the family dinner table.

  • I'm too sleepy to write anything

    These days, it doesn’t take very much to put me in the mood to count sheep.

    The labels on a couple of my prescriptions tell me it’s not smart to operate farm machinery since these medications  “may induce drowsiness.”

    Guess what? That ain’t a big deal to me anymore.

    At this stage of my life, I make it a point to stay away from hay combines or anything with John Deere written on the side of it.

    In fact, I don’t have any intentions of messing with a garden hoe, much less a merry tiller.

  • Mama's fed up with Blue Mondays

    I guess it was a Monday when the lady of the cave decided it was time to wash out the family hides.

    Years ago, it was called “Blue Monday,” not because washing clothes without a washing machine was depressing, but because of a bluing agent used in the rising water.

    Blue Monday still lingers in some households, but the advent of modern washers and dryers has made every day a potential wash day.

    Well, it wasn’t always that way.

    When I was a small boy, Mama didn’t have a washing machine, not even the old wringer kind.

  • 'Indiana' will find treasure out back

    I’m a big Indiana Jones fan. Old “Indy” is always running across some forgotten treasure that’s long been abandoned.

    I recall when I did the same thing.

    Some men were stringing barbed wire fence along a piece of bottom land next to the creek.

    Mama had a lunch for them and I was left alone to wander (and wonder). “Keep out of trouble,” she said.

    Now this briarpatch I was about to explore had some interesting characteristics.

  • Dickie shut all of us up

    All of us boys had dogs.    To tell the truth, they were mostly just plain dogs of various sizes and folks called them “mixed breeds,” whatever that means.

    These dogs were talented, too. Why, they could chase balls, cars (and cats)  and bark at strangers, which is what you expect from a good dog. There’s nothing better than having a big, old dog beside you in a pup tent on a dark and scary night.

  • Modern police gadgets can't get rid of shoe funk

    I realize I shouldn’t write about stuff that I’ve never used.

    But I’m sorta fascinated about the recent incident were this fella was charged after getting 25 pounds of marijuana in the mail.

    Another area newspaper had an article where officers destroyed a marijuana patch with a street value in the thousands of dollars.

    To me, that stuff looks like a hybrid bunch of rabbit tobacco.

    Growing up, I don’t rightly recall anybody mentioning marijuana, much less smoking it.

  • Skating was never my strongest quality

    I didn’t have very much to do with girls. They always wanted to play house, cook pretend stuff from mud and china berries and have us around to be a daddy for their dolls.

    You know, I sorta felt girls always had to prove they were better than the boys.

    That feeling was engraved in my head ever since Teen Roddey pulled me from the deep end of the city pool on Gay Street after I got all choked up, went under and just about drowned.

    Just my luck, about every boy I knew was at the pool that day. One fella called me a sissy because I was rescued by a girl.

  • Double trouble has come to town

    Uncle Bob and Aunt Prunie are coming to visit us for a spell. I don’t mind that, but they’re bringing my two dreaded little cousins with them.

    That means there’s going to be a couple of real boogers in our house for a while. Yes sir, double trouble is on the way. I reckon they couldn’t find anybody willing to take the pair in during their absence.

    Things have been wide open around here. Since we got their postcard, we’ve been busy getting things straightened up.