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We never misplaced our hall telephone

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By Bill Evans

Let's get one thing straight – the fact I grew up in simpler time doesn't mean I'm simple-minded and reject progress.

We've come a long way baby, from plowing with mules, to walking on the moon.

Alas, behold the multi-colored, multi-functional cellular telephone.

Now, when I was a lad, telephones came in one color, black, which was OK by Mr. Henry Ford, who was a genius in the manufacturing of black automobiles. The only exception was the white version of the telephone, which only showed up in Hollywood movies and in the hands of paper doll cut-outs.


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