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The USS Titanic is sailing in a sea of debt. To save the sinking ship, the damage-control Democrat team wants to throw five deck chairs overboard and the Republican team wants to throw 20 chairs overboard.
They are meeting in the captain’s quarters trying to come to some sort of consensus. Neither will help the sinking ship. First class will suffer, as well as the steerage class. Full steam ahead.
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