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Litterbugs ignorant, nave, deniers and outlaws

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By The Staff

Litterbugs ignorant, naïve, deniers

and outlaws

Things I have learned about litterbugs.

1. They are as numerous and as pesky as fire ants and mosquitoes.

2. They are as hard to get rid of as bed bugs or fleas.

3. In spite of their tenaciousness, litterbugs are not a hardy breed. When it is cold or rainy, they don’t like to open their car windows to throw out litter.


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