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I'll play with girls when it's raining

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Boy, I didn’t see that one coming. I was downright blindsided by the comment.

“You act like girls didn’t exist in your long ago ‘Remember when’ times,” a faithful reader said.

Shucks, there were plenty of girls around when I was growing up, but I still preferred playing with Billy Pipkins.

No, I didn’t have any sisters. As far as that goes, I was brotherless, too.

But, that’s OK.

I had the next worst thing; three girl first cousins.


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